Sunday, October 2, 2011

Moon


Quote of the day
“Shoot for the Moon, even if you miss, you will land among stars.”
-Les Brown-

Timeless Insights


Timeless Insights:
·         Never laugh at anyone’s dreams…
·         Rehearse a joke before telling it…
·         Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship…
·         Never be the first to break a family tradition…
·         Don’t stop traffic to pick up a coin…
·         Overestimate travel time by 15%...
·         Trust in God, but lock your car…
·         Always pray, there is immense power in it.

Positivity


“One tree makes a million matchsticks, but one matchstick can burn million trees. So  one negative thought can burn all positive thoughts.”

Miss you


A husband was throwing knives at his wife’s photo, while his wife was out on holiday. But none of the knives were hitting the wife;s photo! Suddenly his wife called up, hi hubby , what are you doing? Husband replied, truthfully in a sad tone, I am missing you!

Laziness


Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Echo



“Life is an Echo all comes back to you. The good, the bad, the false, and the true. So give the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.”

Sorry


Funny but True
Boy did mistake, Girl shouted at him, Boy said: sorry.
Girl did mistake, boy shouted at her, Girl started crying, Boy said, sorry.

Easy vs Difficult


Easy vs Difficult
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others, difficult is to recognize our own mistakes…
Easy is to hurt someone who loves you, difficult is to heal  the wound…
Easy is to set rules, difficult is to follow them…
Easy is to dream every night, difficult is to fight for a dream…
Easy is to say we love, difficult is to show it every day…
Easy is to make mistakes, difficult is to learn from them…

Warrior of Light



From Paulo Coelho’s Novel ‘Warrior of Light’:
“Those who appear in your life whether to help or to harm , are all sent by God. Meet all of them with a peaceful heart but with a warrior’s spirit. You will fail many times but in failing, you will learn and in learning you will find your way. Remember there are no mistakes in life but only lessons. And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learnt.”

Worrying



Worrying doesn’t solve tomorrow’s troubles, it take away today’s peace. So don’t worry for anything and keep your life moving with a smile.

water


Good relations are just like Water, no color, no shape, no place, no taste, but still very important for life.

Hardwork


Hardwork is like stairs and luck is like lift…sometimes lift may fail but stairs always take you to the top.

Affection



Never walk away from sincere people. When you see some faults, be patient and realize that nobody is perfect. It’s affection that matters, not perfection.

25th Anniversary



A couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They were famous for not having fought in 25 years.
Guests: Sir, It’s amazing. How did you make it possible?
Husband: we had been to Muree for honeymoon. We did horse riding. My wife’s horse was a crazy one.
On the way, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. She patted the horse’ back and said “This is your 1st time”.
After a while, it happened again. She said “This is your 2nd time” and continued.
When the horse dropped her 3rd time, she silently took out a revolver and shot the horse dead!!!
I shouted: what did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?
She gave a silent look and said: this is your 1st time!
Husband:That’s it…And since then we are Happy ever after…

Genius wife


A man goes to Dr with his wife. After checkup Dr says to his wife: your husband is very critical but if you can do these things, he will be fine.
1.      Speak to him politely.
2.      Give him nice breakfast.
3.      Be pleasant and in good mood.
4.      Cook tasty dinner for him.
5.      Don’t discuss your problems with him.
If you can do this for one month, your husband will be OK.
On the way home, the husband asked “what did the Dr say”
Wife: “Dr said you have no cure”.