Exercise...

If walking is good for health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drink water and is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops but only lives for 15 years

while

A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 years.

Moral!
To hell with exercise , sleep well and eat a lot...

A Poetry Competition...

A poetry competition asked for a 2 line rhyme with the most romantic 1st kine and the least romantic 2nd line...

This is winning poem:
My darling, my love, my beautiful wife...
Marrying you ruined my whole life...
I see your face when i am dreaming...
That's why i always wake up screaming...
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
This describes everything that you are not...
I love your smile, your face and your eyes...
Damn, i am very good at telling lies...

Bill Gates

Life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits!

War...

During war, A soldier sees 3 enemy girls and an old lady!
Soldier: I want revenge, i will kiss you all.
Girls: Please leave the old lady!
Old lady: shut up! war is war.

Escape...

A police officer attempts to stop a car for over speeding, but the guy in car gradually increasing his speed until he is topping 100mph. He eventually realizes, he can't escape and screeches to a halt. The cop approaches the car and says, "it's been a long day and is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I will let you go. Guy: "my wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back to me!!

Globalization...

What is Globalization?


Nice example is Princess Diana's death. An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portuguese doctor with Brazilian medicine.

Drinking water...

The correct timing to drink water will maximize its effectiveness to the human body.

a. 2 glass of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion.
b. 2 glass after you wake up helps activate internal organs.
c. 1 glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke and heart attack at mid night.
d. 1glass after taking a bath helps low blood pressure.

Proud hath a fall

Tancredo Neves; President of brazil: During a campaign, he said he got 500,000 votes from his party.
Not even god would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick and dies a day before being made President...

The man who built the titanic was asked, how safe the Titanic would be? With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it". I think you all know what happened to Titanic...

Cazuza, Brazilian singer and poet: During  a show, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:
"God that's for you"
He died at the age of 32 of Lung cancer...

"Quran says, do not walk proudly on the earth, your feet cannot cleave the earth nor are you as tall as the mountains.(17:37)

Opportunity

A man goes into a bank with a gun and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: Did you see me rob this bank? The man replied: Yes sir, i did.
The robber shot him instantly. The robber then turned to a couple standing next to the dead body and ask the man. Did you see me rob this bank? The man replied: No sir, I did not, but my wife did...

Moral: When opportunity knoks, make use of it...!!