Moon

Quote of the day

“Shoot for the Moon, even if you miss, you will land among stars.”

-Les Brown-

Timeless Insights

Timeless Insights:

·         Never laugh at anyone’s dreams…

·         Rehearse a joke before telling it…

·         Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship…

·         Never be the first to break a family tradition…

·         Don’t stop traffic to pick up a coin…

·         Overestimate travel time by 15%...

·         Trust in God, but lock your car…

·         Always pray, there is immense power in it.

Positivity

“One tree makes a million matchsticks, but one matchstick can burn million trees. So  one negative thought can burn all positive thoughts.”

Miss you

A husband was throwing knives at his wife’s photo, while his wife was out on holiday. But none of the knives were hitting the wife;s photo! Suddenly his wife called up, hi hubby , what are you doing? Husband replied, truthfully in a sad tone, I am missing you!

Laziness

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Echo

“Life is an Echo all comes back to you. The good, the bad, the false, and the true. So give the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.”

Sorry

Funny but True

Boy did mistake, Girl shouted at him, Boy said: sorry.

Girl did mistake, boy shouted at her, Girl started crying, Boy said, sorry.

Easy vs Difficult

Easy vs Difficult

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others, difficult is to recognize our own mistakes…

Easy is to hurt someone who loves you, difficult is to heal  the wound…

Easy is to set rules, difficult is to follow them…

Easy is to dream every night, difficult is to fight for a dream…

Easy is to say we love, difficult is to show it every day…

Easy is to make mistakes, difficult is to learn from them…

Warrior of Light

From Paulo Coelho’s Novel ‘Warrior of Light’:

“Those who appear in your life whether to help or to harm , are all sent by God. Meet all of them with a peaceful heart but with a warrior’s spirit. You will fail many times but in failing, you will learn and in learning you will find your way. Remember there are no mistakes in life but only lessons. And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learnt.”

Worrying

Worrying doesn’t solve tomorrow’s troubles, it take away today’s peace. So don’t worry for anything and keep your life moving with a smile.

water

Good relations are just like Water, no color, no shape, no place, no taste, but still very important for life.

Hardwork

Hardwork is like stairs and luck is like lift…sometimes lift may fail but stairs always take you to the top.

Affection

Never walk away from sincere people. When you see some faults, be patient and realize that nobody is perfect. It’s affection that matters, not perfection.

25th Anniversary

A couple celebrated their 25^th marriage anniversary. They were famous for not having fought in 25 years.

Guests: Sir, It’s amazing. How did you make it possible?

Husband: we had been to Muree for honeymoon. We did horse riding. My wife’s horse was a crazy one.

On the way, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. She patted the horse’ back and said “This is your 1^st time”.

After a while, it happened again. She said “This is your 2^nd time” and continued.

When the horse dropped her 3^rd time, she silently took out a revolver and shot the horse dead!!!

I shouted: what did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?

She gave a silent look and said: this is your 1^st time!

Husband:That’s it…And since then we are Happy ever after…

Genius wife

A man goes to Dr with his wife. After checkup Dr says to his wife: your husband is very critical but if you can do these things, he will be fine.

1.      Speak to him politely.

2.      Give him nice breakfast.

3.      Be pleasant and in good mood.

4.      Cook tasty dinner for him.

5.      Don’t discuss your problems with him.

If you can do this for one month, your husband will be OK.

On the way home, the husband asked “what did the Dr say”

Wife: “Dr said you have no cure”.

Exercise...

If walking is good for health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drink water and is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops but only lives for 15 years

while

A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 years.

Moral!
To hell with exercise , sleep well and eat a lot...

A Poetry Competition...

A poetry competition asked for a 2 line rhyme with the most romantic 1st kine and the least romantic 2nd line...

This is winning poem:
My darling, my love, my beautiful wife...
Marrying you ruined my whole life...
I see your face when i am dreaming...
That's why i always wake up screaming...
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
This describes everything that you are not...
I love your smile, your face and your eyes...
Damn, i am very good at telling lies...

Bill Gates

Life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits!

War...

During war, A soldier sees 3 enemy girls and an old lady!
Soldier: I want revenge, i will kiss you all.
Girls: Please leave the old lady!
Old lady: shut up! war is war.

Escape...

A police officer attempts to stop a car for over speeding, but the guy in car gradually increasing his speed until he is topping 100mph. He eventually realizes, he can't escape and screeches to a halt. The cop approaches the car and says, "it's been a long day and is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I will let you go. Guy: "my wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back to me!!

Globalization...

What is Globalization?


Nice example is Princess Diana's death. An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portuguese doctor with Brazilian medicine.

Drinking water...

The correct timing to drink water will maximize its effectiveness to the human body.

a. 2 glass of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion.
b. 2 glass after you wake up helps activate internal organs.
c. 1 glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke and heart attack at mid night.
d. 1glass after taking a bath helps low blood pressure.

Proud hath a fall

Tancredo Neves; President of brazil: During a campaign, he said he got 500,000 votes from his party.
Not even god would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick and dies a day before being made President...

The man who built the titanic was asked, how safe the Titanic would be? With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it". I think you all know what happened to Titanic...

Cazuza, Brazilian singer and poet: During  a show, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:
"God that's for you"
He died at the age of 32 of Lung cancer...

"Quran says, do not walk proudly on the earth, your feet cannot cleave the earth nor are you as tall as the mountains.(17:37)

Opportunity

A man goes into a bank with a gun and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: Did you see me rob this bank? The man replied: Yes sir, i did.
The robber shot him instantly. The robber then turned to a couple standing next to the dead body and ask the man. Did you see me rob this bank? The man replied: No sir, I did not, but my wife did...

Moral: When opportunity knoks, make use of it...!!