A Poetry Competition...

A poetry competition asked for a 2 line rhyme with the most romantic 1st kine and the least romantic 2nd line...

This is winning poem:
My darling, my love, my beautiful wife...
Marrying you ruined my whole life...
I see your face when i am dreaming...
That's why i always wake up screaming...
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
This describes everything that you are not...
I love your smile, your face and your eyes...
Damn, i am very good at telling lies...